Life as We Know It

1. Josh Duhamel can do whatever he wants. Even prance around in his boxer-briefs and Nike's with a beer in hand whilst chasing a baby. (That sounds sooooooooooo wrong)

2. Movie star's hair looks great- mine just looks dead, dry and unflattering.

3. Cab drivers are not baby-sitters; then again, most girls would know this. Most people with a common sense would know this.

4. I've always wanted to bathe and talk on the phone. I'm afraid I'll die electrocuted. Sad end to my life... I must put this on my bucket-list. First I need to get a house phone.

5. We tell guys what to do, because how they do it is wrong. Then we do it. The same way. But we... we are always right. We're a pain in the ass. Learn that, live it, love it. Accept it.

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1. people are nosey. Be careful. Be ready. And be prepared to receive life changing advice from little old ladies sitting at airports. Beware: everyone wants to change someone's life... so they snoop around until they've got something to say to you-  life changing or not.

2. "Just because you accept help from someone, doesn’t mean you have failed. It just means you’re not in it alone." Thanks to all the "teacher-supporters". We are more thankful than we can say it.

3. I hope when I have babies/baby/dog I don't die and have to pass it along to someone else. Oh, wait, I already did that to my dog...and I'm still alive. Shame on me.

4. I love romantic comedies. I love them. Leave me alone. 


peace/ <3/ cupcakes, fools